Happy House

The Term “Happy House” Is what is assumed to be a Loving Perfect House in the outside is a Emotional or Physical Abuse that’s Overall a Bad Environment to Live in the Inside

“Growing up I was in a Happy House”

by Gaspo March 6, 2024

Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

Happy People Go To Hell

Happy people go to hell is a saying originating from online forums. It is used by anybody who is not a normie especially those who just experienced something very bad. Also used as slang in groups of friends when a couple is spotted.

Friend A (single): "Look at Nathan and Cora over there, I still can't believe that they are a couple"
Friend B (single): "Happy People Go To Hell"

by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024

happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.

“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”

by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021

Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.

It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

opposite of happiness

Lux

this is the opposite of happiness.

by Fun times 101 July 9, 2021

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021