Fat Fingers 

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

Fat Fingers by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008

fat air 

n.

What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.

Girl 1: Hey. Where's Kel? Wasn't she standing there just a moment ago??
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.

fat air by catfight12 January 5, 2009

Fat Coochie Lips 

When someone's coochie lips are very big. They usually trail behind them leaving a line of wetness.

Isaiah fat coochie lips were dragging and clapping as he walked!

Fat Coochie Lips by uwumobster March 10, 2020

Fat girl arms

Fat girl with red spots on the skin above her elbow.

Man that bitch has some nasty fat girl arms!!!

Fat girl arms by Dizzle February 25, 2004

Fat Arse Whore 

A female on the street that refuses to give you a cigarette upon request

Female One "Do you have a cigarette?"
Female Two "No sorry"
Female One "You fat arse whore!"
Female Two "What did you say!?"

Fat Arse Whore by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

Fat Albert by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Fat chick on roller skates 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.

I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.

Fat chick on roller skates by Willcom September 5, 2009