A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.
guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008
Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.
by Mike Pizow April 28, 2011
Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
A very dirty South Florida queer reference, meaning a man that will sacrifice any orifice for the pleasure of another South Florida man.
Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.
Typically, the DJ Douch Bag (DJDB) trolls for twinks while scouring the web alone and naked in his living room, with the blinds shut, yet sightly open enough for the very masculine neighbors to potentially spot him.
by orlando cj February 03, 2010
a secret way of saying fuck.
must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.
also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.
must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.
also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.
Lindsay- hey Neika let's go jam at Steph's house!
Neika- cool, grab your guitar.
Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.
Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.
when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."
Neika- cool, grab your guitar.
Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.
Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.
when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."
by lamo March 26, 2005
OH LORD ABOVE WHAT IS THAT STANK...Sniff, sniff, oh cressida Ward just came in..someone tell her to use that douche bag properly!
by Akua November 11, 2003
Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla July 29, 2013