december 4th

national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.

person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“

by candle ring December 4, 2021

December 17th-Handstand day

National Do a handstand day do a handstand for all your friends to see or if you can’t learn

Hey want to see me do a handstand it’s December 17th-Handstand day
Yeah Sure

by Shadow Hunter December 17, 2021

December 12

National be nice to people in bloxburg day!

Player 1:can u donate me 1M dollars?
Player 2: uh no! I’m gonna be broke!
Player 1:well you have to! It’s December 12!
Player 2: DANG IT!

by Simplys.justinn December 12, 2020

December 1

National give yo mans some coochie day. He’s waited all November for this...

Girl A: Got any plans for tonight?

Girl B: It’s December 1, so I have to give it to my man. He’s been waiting for this all month.

Girl A: Oh yeah, I forgot. I’m gonna give him the WAP.

by d3.curly November 21, 2020

December 6th

A really short Cuban boy who has no friends was born this day

Me: he's so annoying

Friend: But you didn't even talk to him

Me: He was born December 6th

Friend: Oh makes sense

by Truthgiver6877 June 1, 2020

December 15

The best day ever! usually a day you go out with your friends or your family, the actual best day ever and you have to agree.

Tim: hey wanna go out? you do know what day is it!
John: Yes! it’s December 15, let’s go to the theaters

by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020