mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 11, 2021

Wicked Boner

A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea

Dude thats a wicked boner!

by Igor1021 September 12, 2021

EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.

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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together

Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic

by Gayaura September 15, 2021

Ephraim has a boner

When ephraim has a penis LUL

ephraim has a boner lul

by yaakovlikewamen September 25, 2021

Boner

Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021

Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner

by Salty sock September 26, 2021

boner dope

Pot so good, it's better than sex.

Man, that was some awesome boner dope.

by Hedy12 September 28, 2021