Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Slave Apple

A shiny red ball gag.

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.

by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025

Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Lisa Apple

It’s Lisa from the simpsons but she became an Apple

Lisa Apple is the goat

by megadoodoo June 16, 2025

Bad Apple

Nagareteku toki no naka de demo
Kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo
Mienaiwa sou shiranai?
Jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku
Toki no sukima ni nagasare tsuzukete
Shiranai wa mawari no koto nado
Watashi wa watashi sore dake

Bad Apple

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025