ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.
Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*
by alien_god March 16, 2018
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Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe
by Strangerbooty August 27, 2022
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ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
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clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head
if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!
by lozzy mozzy October 07, 2021
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ur pal a gal

the insult you use to not insult the person told, but to insult their closest of friends, and indirectly injure their feelings.
Target: ur mom gay
You: I'll do it
Target: Do it
You: ur pal a gal
Target: Social life gets consumed by void
by ARedVulpes March 26, 2018
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