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family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
by QuacksO October 26, 2016
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butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
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hit on and run

To romantically chat someone up, then bail before significant mutual feelings develop.
Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.
Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"
by Gila guy June 11, 2016
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goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?
hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"
by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012
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Run Bumpet

The resultant of eating a Hot Pocket, or portion thereof. A slang word. Word. Likely used as an adjective. Could be conjugated... I guess.
I strongly disagree with Run Bumpet as a resultant.
by Insane THE Clown February 6, 2022
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Run a Train on me

the act of take a long shit on your lovers body while walking over their body.
person 1: my girl is gonna run a train on me tonight
person 2: dude thats disgusting!
by MakeAmericaGapeAgain October 2, 2016
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