Banana Peel

When your junk is so sweaty she literally has to peel your fore skin back to duck your sweet meat.

Monica banana peeled my dick when we got home from the gym.

by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.

Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.

by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022

bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?

kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW

by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022

Buffing the banana

Wanking too hard and too fast...

Guy 1: "I wanked last night"
Guy2: " Wow you probably buffed that banana"
Thats buffing the banana

by Im gayyyyy6969 September 5, 2019

Banana

Something used to measure small objects. also used by mothers when her children are outside.

my wife really likes bananas...

by Ellie le Bitch July 5, 2022

The banana oreo

A sex position where 2 men of Asian descent and a woman of Caucasian descent have sexual intercourse. Usually the woman is sandwiched between the men, often the same way the oreo cream is sandwiched.

rando woman: Oh jessica i got the banana oreo last night at 8:54 pm.

by drangtg May 13, 2022

banana slushy

aka "ptm" (pussy to mouth). when a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina and puts it into her mouth or another woman's mouth. usually more descriptive if the woman's pussy is very, very wet.

she loves the taste of her own pussy so much she keeps making me give her a banana slushy!

by nomaddicus January 29, 2014