sugar tit

Satisfying a craving for sweets or candy.

After her sugar tit fix, Sheila went back on her diet.

by mysouthernmama February 08, 2009

Bobby Bitch Tits

Bobby Bitch Tits is a man suffering from the scientific term gynecomastia, the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males or laymans terms "man boobs"

Look at the Bobby Bitch Tits on that one!

I feel so bad for Bobby Bitch Tits!

by Susan Jacob February 13, 2009

big tit patrol

A website that shows women with huge knockers/tits.

Man, did you see that girl? She has humongous tits she could get a role in big tit patrol!

by K.devera April 17, 2006

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

by Cowgirl49 April 01, 2009

boob and tit torture

the female counterpart of "cock and ball torture"

Jessica: "damn my doctor just performed boob and tit torture on me"
anon: "you sure he didn't just rape you?"

by TheMilkUrDadLeftForSince February 23, 2022

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 04, 2019

Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 25, 2022