testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.

Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.

by Horse Peen July 3, 2021

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

testicomfortable

A word used to describe something that can fit inside Karl Marx' balls (both the raccoon and Russian leader)
Mostly used to describe someone who is racist

"I'm gonna say a racial slur!!!"
"bro that's kinda testicomfortable."

by Gameingwattch July 28, 2021

Teste tickler

The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles

"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."

by Zach price August 4, 2021

testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

testaron

When someone is trying to spell testosterone but they fuck it up and spell TESTARON

SARAH : Hey MIKE your Testaron levels are off the charts
MIKE : I'm sorry do you mean testosterone, Testaron is what the ladies called my best friend ron in college

by ScoobyDooby420 November 9, 2021