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Penis Feelings 

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”
1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”
Penis Feelings by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020
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Penis Chug 

The act of inserting your penis into a bottle of your favorite beverage. Then, sucking in your stomach to vacuum up the beverage into your urethra and into your bladder. Then urinate out the beverage into your friend's mouth.
Then Andy dared me to give him a penis chug.
Penis Chug by Macaroni PP October 6, 2020

Penis Balloon 

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
Penis Balloon by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020

PENIS POPTART 

The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.
OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner

penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration
female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day

Penis sculpting

When your penis is off to the side for some reason and it slowly starts to hang that way
Damn, bro! James has a tough case of penis sculpting!

penis buck buck chicken egg 

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited