mint penis

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside

chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle

by dudy dudy May 13, 2008

penis purse

a women's vagina, a guy slips his "jewels" into the purse

he puts his penis inside the penis purse

by Gaylen March 22, 2007

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

penis fudge

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.

eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex

by patrick wellin March 26, 2005

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

American Penis

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008

Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

by intangible March 16, 2004