fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others
by Derek jeter August 19, 2015
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never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).
Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
by ATELOS May 20, 2023
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016
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Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.
By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.
by SmilinRic December 02, 2008
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fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.
I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.
by BigFireOwl December 18, 2013
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ivory and fire

my love; whomst you want to fuck and seduce.
jenna is my love. you are my ivory and fire
by Jennamar June 06, 2021
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Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
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