milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.

Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.

by jiggler junior October 4, 2018

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid

Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids

by killLaLakill April 16, 2023

Milk and Cookies

Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.

It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy

by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025

Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019