FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

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J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

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j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

a: oh it’s j

by i6y November 21, 2021

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J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!

Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he

by Dojakitty March 27, 2020

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Reign J

Reign J is a very cool person and is super cool!! ☺️☺️ Although they are sometimes SLOW, but " I don't know 😒." Reign J is a very extraordinary person who can't spell. "Because I have a lot of spelling mistakes!"

Reign J is a very swaggy person 😎

by A very swaggy person March 29, 2023

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