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Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
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Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later
I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment
by Gibdobus November 7, 2023
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Green Eyed People

Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person
by anonymous May 24, 2023
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Fat Green Betty

Slang for Canadian twenty dollar bill. Named for the portrait of Queen Elizabeth II on each bill, and their green colour.
YO! This stack of Fat green Betty's are worth a 5th of a Benjamin each, provided the looney is at par with the American dollar, BOYEES!!
by Irreverenthope September 4, 2011
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green screen mountain

a scene set on unforgiving terrain in a movie or tv show that was obviously shot on a green screen instead of on location
They shot this on green screen mountain.
by white_boy July 15, 2019
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Green name tags

clowns in abwr who have the light green name tags and are really dumb
red name: man these green names are really dumb
green name tags: UpDateWHen?
by yo gamer March 10, 2021
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The Ryan Green Effect

The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
by Wes Fisk October 13, 2018
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