Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.

(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"

by kats067 January 23, 2026

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

fruttend, fruitend

a bastardization of frightened

Don't be fruttend by Scary Movie 3, its a comedy.

by Ardie December 4, 2003

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

by BobCheckers April 4, 2026