Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.

A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.

by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025

Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.

Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished

by Jammerv December 21, 2022

Chris miles

hottest skins character in gen1

Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here

by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022

Chris

A person with a small noodle.

He was a Chris in bed.

by DUCKDOODLE November 23, 2021

chris

a rlly hot dude who likes taramisu and chrispy boi. drinks alot of preworkout until face tingles and is a legit babe. also extremly comfy pillow to cuddle.

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020