Chris

The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.

A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.

by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025

Chris

A person with a small noodle.

He was a Chris in bed.

by DUCKDOODLE November 23, 2021

Chris

Has a 26 pack and Miguel is mad and also the funniest person on the world and the best person on the world

Chris is the best and way better than Miguel

by Dr Chris June 20, 2019

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

Chris Eubanks

If your a women than you know if you’ve had the chris Eubanks style of love making !

Girl I got Chris Eubanks’ ed last night and I’ll tell ya ! It’s the best sex ever.

by Lovers of Lusty Leza November 12, 2023

Chris

A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend

Did u here that Chris guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic

by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020

chris duel

Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...

I feel like a Chris Duel tonight.

by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015