ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023

ur dad

most powerful insult.....

your dad is gay, oh i forgot he left you.

by hvikUJhcslahco October 1, 2021

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022