Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

Top of the roster stuff

Anyone who does what they want due to reaching the top of any given roster.
One who doesn't care about consequences due to obtaining top status of a roster

That guy does what he wants when he wants, thats that top of the roster stuff I'm talking about.

Wheres he at? I don't know, he's at the top of the roster, he does what he wants

by totrkos October 13, 2018

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Big scary top

This phrase is used when a bottom or a furry wants to address a top. Usually used when a bottom (or furry) is intimidated or etc.

“Valley is such a big scary top! Eek!”
“I know right! She rweally scwary!”

by Lmaogetnoibed October 25, 2019

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 1, 2024

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 6, 2023