pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.

Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.

by elynnaie July 27, 2025

Nutella Sandwich

either when a white person shits themselves during intercourse or when someone shits on your chest after anal.

Yo bro. this 10 i picked up from your mom gave me a Nutella Sandwich.
Thats sick dog... wait, my sister in 5th grade
Yeah bro its when someone shits on your chest, its amazing feeling.

by gitsandshiggles05 July 27, 2025

Milo Sandwich

The epitome of efficiency. A pre-prepared toasted slab of milo between two pieces of stale bread that has been allowed to cool to a stone cold state. Highly nutritious.

Antoine's milo sandwiches are foul, but he claims it's all he has time for.

by Guii August 5, 2025

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Bur Sandwich

almost never used but is the same as saying “sike” just better and informing the party your joking

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025