albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

bear strong

When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.

"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."

"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""

by jak_hollow May 15, 2018

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sigma you are they most brain dead man ever and watch skibidi toilet you're brain doesnt exist any more form all the brain rot you suck and you ARE NOT sigma idiot.

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by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019

The Good 'Ole Bears

The Good 'Ole Bears is an animatronic band created by Space Leisure Ltd, which was used in the American Adventure theme park from 1987 to 2007, and is now in Gulliver's Kingdom, in Matlock, England
The Band Members
Fiddlin' Fred Bear -Fiddle
Joe -Bass
'Ol Pa Bear- Harmonica
Hank -HonkyTonk
Spitter (Pickin' Billy) -Banjo

These bears have 2 Original Showtapes which were used at American Adventure , and now play Lonesome On'ry and Mean, Gentle On my Mind, and Ace in The Hole.

''i'm Fiddlin' Fred Bear and these are The Good 'Ole Bears!''

by AnimatronicCheez September 8, 2023

Bear Trap

A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.

"Whoa Chris, watch out before going in the bathroom."
"Why?"
"There could be a bear trap in there."

by Dr. Jack Marshburn esq. October 5, 2023

Lock Bear

An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.

Incapable of dying, ever.

Bellum is one of the best Lock Bears known to man, in fact, he is the only Lock Bear

by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009