Parkage 

When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.

Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.

Parkage by Reschk March 22, 2016

Courtney Parking 

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

Courtney Parking by adoce June 12, 2013

Sam Parker 

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST

“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”

Sam Parker by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019

Is there parking in the rear? 

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another

Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!

Is there parking in the rear? by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010

Parking Nazi

Typical Bitch-ass Wigger, who's sole purpose in life is to punish the people who actually finished Graduate College with a Master's of Science, or Ph.D

Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.

Damn it ! ! ! That faggot-ass Parking Nazi, jacked-off on my windshield again. That the 3rd time this month ! ! !

Parking Nazi by White Compton November 7, 2012

18 Hour Parking 

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

18 Hour Parking by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

Parkinson Hangover 

A hangover so bad that it actually causes your body to shake like you had Parkinson's disease.

"Dude, what's wrong with Mike? He's totally pale and shaking like crazy!"

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's just got a bad Parkinson hangover"

Parkinson Hangover by Monkeyballzzz August 29, 2011