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Rock Star parking 

The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.

I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
Rock Star parking by onefaller September 13, 2005
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A parking garage/parking structure (Canadian).
Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?
parkade by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006

sarah jessica parker 

An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
sarah jessica parker by Cazz February 6, 2006

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.
While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.
It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner
Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur
Parkourer by FatBaldDude November 27, 2012
When people linger in front of an area that others need access to. For example, people standing and talking at a buffet table blocking others from getting food.
Look at the parkage over there causing a long line.
Parkage by Reschk March 22, 2016