blow job

simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts

oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then

by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006

Streatham nose job

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

by scared of streatham April 21, 2010

Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

Textual Job (TJ)

The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.

Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.

1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!

2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!

by JCoyote November 24, 2010

sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.

Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017

Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012