Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."

Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."

by Brain Lock February 27, 2017

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Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

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Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

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food brain

A verb; to enter a state of mind where all is incomprehensible until delicious food such as Paczki enters the mouth hole. Occures often and can lead to severe frustration if not properly cared for.

Boi, you got mad food brain, let's get you chow ASAP.

by Hashtagdealwithit January 13, 2017

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