cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner

Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021

No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.

Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!

by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020

Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021

Boner cemetery

Where fun goes to die.

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.

by hl friendly December 8, 2022

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.

Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.

by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020