The Chosen One aka Benshiesty aka Him aka The mother fucker with the biggest sack of testicles on the planet who gets all the bitches.
Joe: “Did you hear that Ben Lentz fucked 10 girls at once at the party last night?”
Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”
Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”
by joeshiesty42069 March 20, 2023

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

Tiny heat demon who will steal your soul to get his way. They are smart, agile, and probably a criminal mastermind. If you find DO NOT APROACH!
Ben is a sociopath.
by Jickle my Pickle February 15, 2023

it's ben solo in that new star wars movie topless and u can see how swole he is and so u connec solo with swole and u hav swolo
by i really do not have a life December 28, 2017

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022

Ben ist ein liebender Mann welcher alles für dich aufgeben würde! Schätze ihn so wie er ist denn einen so dankbaren Mann wirst du niemals wieder finden. Er zaubert dir immer ein Lächeln ins Gesicht und tut alles dafür das es dir gut geht. Er sehr sportlich und ehrgeizig. Lass ihn nie wieder gehen! <3
by Kieskauer November 20, 2021
