Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

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Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

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Old Hill

Cradely Heath’s side town , the local landmark is the Bin Lorry repair centre

“Old Hill is quite a boring hamlet”

by Rokit76 November 13, 2022

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Old

used to express affection, familiarity, or contempt.

"it gets the old adrenaline going"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

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Old Ball

Jerry West
Someone who is old as fuck
Someone who smokes and drinks coffee

“Holy shit you are old balls”

by Ronjr1255 March 9, 2021

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Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

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