Alex

Penis enlargement necessary

Girl about to blow Alex: Oh my god its so small
Alex: I mentioned my two millimeter defeater no?

by joeratoe August 7, 2022

Alex Turner

THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.

That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.

by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024

Alex

SWITCHES UP FASTER THAN A SHOOTING STAR
DOESN'T ACT THE SAME AFTER YOU MATCH THEIR ENERGY

ALWAYS LAUGHING EVEN WHEN FEELING SAD

DOESN'T SHOW HIS EMOTIONS. HE COOL WHEN HE AIN'T STRESSED OUT OR SAD.

He didnt get what he wanted , but he still going to act like an Alex and brush it off.

by chill_itsalex April 13, 2023

ALEX

alex and gay friend who simps for kouki

alex simps for kouki

by ummm,,,mmm November 3, 2020

Alex

Female alex- hottest person on earth

Male alex- either super hot or not.

Girl: did u see alex? shes so pretty
Other girl: did u see guy alex hes like so hot

by alexuh November 30, 2021

Alex Casdorph

A dipshit that goes to the dale who is also illiterate

Hello my name is alex casdorph.

by 202020thedale March 29, 2019

Alex

An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.

“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”

by Nixonsdick May 1, 2018