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URBAN DICTIONARY

A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary

Dude2: "rly what does it say?"

Dude1: " you don't wanna know"
by Zeta, the real definition December 9, 2018
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urban dictionary

the best site to learn slang and new words. it’s like the dictionary but more fun i come on here just to learn new stuff some times and to read funny jokes
*texting someone on snap*

you: wyd

friend: nun wbu

*what does wbu mean?????*

you: one sec

friend: okay

* go on urban dictionary and look up “wbu”*

you: okay i’m back and btw i’m doing nothing
by sowiki March 5, 2020
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A contest to make the mot humorous, stupid, or disturbing definitions online. I've seen some pretty messed up things on this site. I hope I can win this contest too. I'll be thinking of wild terms to define as time goes on.
*If you're on Urban Dictionary to see this, you don't need an example*
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If you came here to Search actual meaning of your name then you are doing meaningless thing rn.

If you came here to check your qualities then look up in the mirror, if you don't know then how would I know.

Lastly if you are here just because of the shitty trend on Instagram then Fcuk off! Nobody cares.
Hello! I am not a rural dictionary.
Urban Dick.. what?
Urban dictionary.
by LHSequaltoRHS November 23, 2021
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A site that used to be fair but now are just like all the other liberal communist outlets filtering out what they want and don’t want on their site according to their beliefs.
Hey did you see the 20 hilarious pages of funny definitions about CNN on urban dictionary ? No man, they all got deleted by the site but kept all the bashing definitions on Fox News. Wow how biased. Yeah such pussies...
by Nuksukow April 12, 2020
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1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell

1. Cookie
A womans pussy

2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)

3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)

4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
by Notmelol123 February 17, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Dictionary once made to be a joke now turning serious
by Rumple4skin November 6, 2013
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