Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Polar bear

Slang for large muscular Caucasian male with a lot of body hair.

Woah that guys is a polar bear

by Thefinalone September 21, 2020

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

damn bear

a phrase commonly used by austin trevizo. what does it mean? idk. when you say this use a cowboy southern accent tho

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos June 30, 2021

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

Vannie Bear

A WHORE

WHORE, SLUT, BITCH, backstabber, annoying twat, Vannie Bear

by Tatum Gorski October 1, 2012

Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"

Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012