ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

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Ice juice

When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice

"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."

by PapaTop April 2, 2020

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Ice Hutt

A women's pussy who hasn't gotten a lot of male attention.

Wow, it's been so long since she's had sex she's now an Ice Hutt!

by andtittiesobiesan May 27, 2018

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Double Ice Mack

A corrupt police officer. Etymology: pol-ICE off-ICE-r + mack.

Don't ever mess with a double ice mack.

by Guest Services May 9, 2017

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Jelly in the icing

When you ejaculate in a woman who is currently on her period resulting in a mix of blood and semen.

She couldn't wait, so she got jelly in the icing.

by Captpicklechips November 11, 2025

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ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

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