That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
by BadhairBecky December 03, 2018
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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote February 15, 2012
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gunky ball hairs

gunky ball hairs means youre a pooter cooter
gunky ball hairs means ur a pooter cooter
by kradlife April 29, 2020
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national hair day

It is on November 13th in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair)
by Rufus Dunlap November 29, 2019
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jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
manibald
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022
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hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
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