dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

Young Shit

Shit that young niggaz do, such as: gettin' drunk, smokin' weed, sellin' drugz, fucking' thotz.

Aye, Tyrone. You up fo' sum Young Shit?

by Lifs June 17, 2023

Shit Website

You're on one right now

You probably use this shit website, because your school blocked Twitter. Stay off Twitter & find God.

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

Shit Disturber

A trouble maker; A person who enjoys causing trouble or conflict.

Pineapple Matt is such a shit disturber

by iliketowritedefinitionsaboutsh September 15, 2020

Angry shit

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up

Chris- “I had an angry shit last night”
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow”

by Wenlock May 4, 2018

Bubble shit

All you can hear is the sound of shit plopping, and all you can feel is bubbles.

OUT OF MY WAY, THE BUBBLE SHITS DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR MOUNT VESUVIUS TO ERUPT

by AyyyItsJay October 15, 2016

Alarm shit

A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.

Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?

Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.

by TheMan31 November 26, 2013