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you’re a sandwich

meaning your dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.
Chad: Is florida in LA?

Bret: You’re a sandwich asf!
by Saitrit November 3, 2022
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Shit Sandwich

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.
by melbournelemons June 30, 2018
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Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
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Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich
by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024
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snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich
"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"
by WhydoIive December 12, 2016
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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
by Big Saxy October 23, 2014
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