The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
by idrxpezyclps June 27, 2022
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by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Porn agemug. Person 1: Have you heard of Jake?
Person 2: Yeah, hes the fatherless fuck searching up porn on the Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Yeah, hes the fatherless fuck searching up porn on the Urban Dictionary
by What a retard June 18, 2023
Get the Pornmug. Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.
foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.
by jpeg2png November 10, 2021
Get the Pornmug. Don’t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.
Guy: searches up “porn” on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn
by EGiant sucks+ratio May 5, 2022
Get the Pornmug. Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮
Child: how was I made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
by Bobster0000000 August 31, 2019
Get the Pornmug. A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020
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