Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.
by YONEIGHBOR November 12, 2009
Get the pissing down my legmug. When a jaundice complected girl is slobing on your knob and she swallows your cum, then burps, causing her burp to buble up with cum.
by hardcoreirish1 November 30, 2004
Get the piss complected cum bubblemug. When you're so drunk you put both hands to the wall in front of you and piss into the toilet, wall, or even passed out person, in front of you.
I was so drunk, when I pissed, I needed both hands to hold myself up. It was a double hand wall piss
by zazzer September 1, 2012
Get the double hand wall pissmug. Greatest xbox call of duty Gamebattles clan ever.
meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty
meme for when somone gets a hitmarker or misses in call of duty
person one: Damn hitmarkers
person two: haha mnyp?
person one: whats that?
person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!
person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.
person two: haha mnyp?
person one: whats that?
person two: Missed now your pissed!!!!
person one: oh. hell yeah im pissed.
by harry the damn turtle October 5, 2011
Get the Missed now your pissedmug. Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
Get the driving like a pissed off teenagermug. (n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
Get the trying to take a shit without pissingmug. The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 6, 2011
Get the Pissing like you hate porcelainmug.