Sam Parker

THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST

“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”

by MormonAnnihilator November 9, 2019

Is there parking in the rear?

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another

Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!

by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010

Parking Nazi

Typical Bitch-ass Wigger, who's sole purpose in life is to punish the people who actually finished Graduate College with a Master's of Science, or Ph.D

Typical Profile: Short, greasy hair, mustache, metro-sexual or full-time gay. Acts tough on duty, but a 6pm, packs up his balls, and quickly returns to his Mom's house where he finds his very own "Safety Haven" in the basement.

Damn it ! ! ! That faggot-ass Parking Nazi, jacked-off on my windshield again. That the 3rd time this month ! ! !

by White Compton November 7, 2012

18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.

I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.

by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010

Parkinson Hangover

A hangover so bad that it actually causes your body to shake like you had Parkinson's disease.

"Dude, what's wrong with Mike? He's totally pale and shaking like crazy!"

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's just got a bad Parkinson hangover"

by Monkeyballzzz August 29, 2011

Parkinson's disease

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

parks mall

a used-to-be very nice mall in arlington, texas, full of good people and nice workers, high class stores, and an awesome new expansion. uuuntil around the 2000s, then it turned into ghetto city and all the good stores got wiped out because the nice people shopping in the good stores got scared of the ghetto m-effers strollin around with their hands on their crotches. now you can find them at northpark or southlake.

man, i really liked the parks mall but it's just gotten too ghetto and scary. i think i'll make a trip to the northpark mall.

by hellobabyxx December 3, 2010