Jakes Dick

This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)

Jakes Dick does not exist

by iiKillerQueenxX October 13, 2016

Jakeum

A Jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as Jake. A short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent "Jake's" awkward haircut.

A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.

The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.

"I bought my girlfriend a box of Jakeums for Valentines Day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them."

by Korey11 March 4, 2009

jakernaker

It's a curse word that means "aww fuck"

Guy 1: Hey did you finish your english essay that worth half your grade?
Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed

by ilovemysnugglebunny March 14, 2010

Jakerage

The act of raging at someone that does not deserve it.

Jake totally just jakeraged at Ashtin.

by Akasnakeyes October 11, 2010

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

jakenesia

A talented hard working young lady. Who is very passionate wuth whatever she does. Did I mention she's beautiful

Jakenesia is so beautiful

by Chefjaye December 22, 2016

Jakendrea

She is A Very Intelligent Girl . She Has And Very Bad Attitude. Shes Shy When Meeting New Poeple, She Makes Friends Easy And Loves Gaming . Will Also Make A Very Good Wife .She Is very Freaky ! Her And and Husband Will Make So Gorgeous Babies And She Is Passionate And is a stong independent woman .

Jakendrea Is A Brand She Is One Of A kind

by Dr . Dimples May 17, 2017