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Daniel Wright Junior High School 

A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?
Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."
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chartiers houston high school 

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.
“you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

“you nasty thing

Central Kitsap High School 

abbrev; CKHS

^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.

CKHS consists of:

1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’ girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski

2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”

<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>

3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti, Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)

4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted

5.) Wannabe ABG’s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.

6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.

No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.

For the most part, the staff are great.

7.) No lockers.
BroDude 1: “Oh, you like Mitski too? She is my favorite artist”
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”

Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “um Okay, then…... I’m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”

A excerpt from a Central Kitsap High School Convo (probably)

‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’

Unity Jr. High school 

"Gang-free" my ass. Smfh.
Principals- "Unity Jr. High school is a gang-free zone."
*gang fight in the halls*

Keira High School 

A shit hole school located in Wollongong, Australia. It has many different courses, such as joint-rolling, bong-making, and everyones favourite, Marajuana cultivation.

Keira High School features an odd deputy principal who enjoys holding long and excessive assemblies for littering and is alleged to have obsessive compulsive disorder.

Keira High School prides itself on being the most comprehensive high school in the Wollongong area. It features a motto of "For up the height, Excelsior". This ties in nicely with the many teachers that seem to come to work high.

Despite all this, Keira High School is a fantastic place to work and learn, if you don't mind being yelled at for socks that aren't white, shoes that have a speck of colour, a skirt too short, or a small facial piercing.

But that's not all, Keira High school also features a lesbian quad. That's right lesbians, a special quad especially for you!
"Hey, I go to Keira High School!"

everyone else: "BAHAHAHAHA"
Keira High School by Einzurri April 4, 2011

east juniata high school 

A school where if you are being bullied, it is usually by the teachers.
Also best known for its nickname "hell" and for its ruler Mr. Fausey, who will give you a death glare that only makes you want to laugh.
Why does East Juniata High School suck so much?

Health Careers High School 

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth
Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake