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Hairy Crack 

A particularly hairy ass crack. Often abbreviated as HC as to be able to use the term discreetly.
Dude, you have really bad HC (Hairy Crack), how often do you get danglers?
Hairy Crack by edookie September 7, 2010

Hairy Cookie Nips 

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

hairy monkey 

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina
Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

Jeff Hardy 

The BEST DAMN wrestler to ever grace TV, WWE (formally WWF), and now TNA, with his outstanding performance display (Style & clothing), high-flyin' risk (Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, which he does better than Matt, his brother), he exsist 2 inspire, he is 2 X-TREME. Any fucker out there who thimks otherwise, can kiss my ass and go 2 hell, but "Beware of falling objects"
Entrances: music and moves; Risk: Swanton Bomb off the balcony @ Times Square, and off the 20-ft. ladder on top of 2 tables, the leap-frog (jumped from one ladder to another, 3 ladders, in a PPV TCL match).

HarryPop 

When somebody (Usually Named Harry) randomly ejaculates whilst talking to a girl.
We were at a party the other day and he pulled a HarryPop all over Heather.
HarryPop by Aran Mosque June 9, 2018

Hairymiers 

A Hairy redneck of questionable intellect
He spells like a hairymiers...
Hairymiers by Germangenius February 5, 2008