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Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
mugGet the Short People manlet gangmug.

Rat Gang

A group of four rats that live in the room where the brown n rats incident happens if the boss nigga rat looks at you you are definitely getting raped with the boss nigga rats big rat drum stick then the other 3 rats hold you down a open your asshole while the big boss rat rapes you
I got to close to the cage and the rat gang got me.
by Fishnuggets66 October 25, 2023
mugGet the Rat Gangmug.

Swag gay gang

A discord server known for the swag people it has and for its weird rules
-Did you get banned from "Swag gay gang"?!
-yea i was mean to a member
by Swaggaygang May 8, 2021
mugGet the Swag gay gangmug.

Gang Nap

A group of three or more people taking a nap together simultaneously.
Being tuckered out after the gang bang, Sara suggested a much needed gang nap.
by Cambell17 January 14, 2018
mugGet the Gang Napmug.

SUS GANG

The meaning of sus gang is the definition of Quinn
Fuck Quinn is a sus gang meaning every Quinn is a bitch
by Yofukyo June 24, 2021
mugGet the SUS GANGmug.

Mob gang

A group of high entity niggaz
by Mfkz December 7, 2020
mugGet the Mob gangmug.

baby gang

Any and all world religion's.
"what baby gang you in?"... " im with jesus my homie"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J September 23, 2020
mugGet the baby gangmug.

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