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Dungeons and dragons

Simply the greatest RPG of all time. If you play D&D, you have access to an infinite amount of power and knowledge of the world. However the problem is that you will now be treated like a geek/nerd by everyone around you that is jealous of your newfound powers and probably be bullied by said people.
This guy’s playing dungeons and dragons, let’s bully him.
by Voltron77 September 30, 2023
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dragon

A term for an extraordinarily large penile shaft.
I shagged her with my meaty dragon.
by Dragonless May 29, 2018
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Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.
That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon
by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 6, 2019
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River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
by The guy1980 March 8, 2024
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The milky dragon

During fellatio, when the "finish" is in one's mouth and the supplier makes them laugh so they sneeze it out.
I was getting some real good sucky-sucky last night, but I when I moaned it released the milky dragon. At that point I guess I should say I got some sloppy-toppy.
by StevenJJ August 17, 2022
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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Nodding Dragon

The form achieved when a fent junkie achieves perfect balance whilst deep into a nod experienced dragons will touch the floor or sidewalk with their hands to prevent forward falls. They achieved the perfect balance between arching the back and bending the knees in order to prevent the dreaded backwards plummet.
Yo he’s hitting a nodding dragon with perfect form right now?

Yo dude that’s a perfect nodding dragon!
by TrivialDenial May 26, 2025
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