by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
Get the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Firemug. 1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
Get the [Toilet dragon]mug. by TickleManKrutherd December 18, 2012
Get the Riding the steel dragonmug. “There’s a dragon’s hoard of junk in here.”
“The higher-ups are not giving up any of their dragon's hoard.”
“The higher-ups are not giving up any of their dragon's hoard.”
by EggySpaghetti August 11, 2023
Get the dragon's hoardmug. An epic figure of speech that came from its ancestors sugna and Ligma. if you fall for it you will be sent to the bill zone
Smart guy: Hey do ya know imagine dragon??
Smart guy 2: Oh yeah imagine dragon I know em
Smart guy : imagine dragon deez nuts across ur face
Smart guy 2: *dies of ligma *
Smart guy 2: Oh yeah imagine dragon I know em
Smart guy : imagine dragon deez nuts across ur face
Smart guy 2: *dies of ligma *
by Helotja jeu November 21, 2021
Get the Imagine Dragonmug. by It’sMe! September 1, 2019
Get the Swagger Dragonmug. Modern slang describing a person so enamored with money, that they hoard it, having more wealth than could possibly ever be spent in an ordinary human lifetime. A billionaire.
Jeff Bezos’ charity contributions are a joke. What a fucking dragon.
I can’t believe something as trivial as Facebook helped Mark Zuckerberg become a dragon.
I can’t believe something as trivial as Facebook helped Mark Zuckerberg become a dragon.
by Mercynary(kik) December 11, 2019
Get the Dragonmug.