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Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019
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fire dragon

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
“my boyfriend fire dragon me

so hard last night
by Anonymous” September 8, 2021
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dragon whip

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016
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Iron dragon

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth
Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”
by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019
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Dragon

Someone u don't want to disturb. They are constantly trying to eat u alive or hurt u in some way. They are irritated often and will criticize or complain rather than compliment or show appreciation.
My mother is a fire breathing dragon. I literally walk on egg shells trying to not bother her.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
mugGet the Dragonmug.
gif of the dragon from dragon ball smoking a cigar dragon
"dragon smoking smoking dragon gif"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"
by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022
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