You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
by Anonymous” September 8, 2021

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019

Someone u don't want to disturb. They are constantly trying to eat u alive or hurt u in some way. They are irritated often and will criticize or complain rather than compliment or show appreciation.
by MainRain October 13, 2018

"dragon smoking smoking dragon gif"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"
by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022
