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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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boner valley

A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse
Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley
by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015
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Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024
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Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero
Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening
by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022
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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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boner corner

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010
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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
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