Derp Boner 

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

Derp Boner by Ink Freak December 30, 2017

booby boner 

when it’s nippy anywhere and you boobies ppp out like a cone shaped boner.

wow she has a bad case of the booby boner

booby boner by booby bonerz fer lyfe December 31, 2017

Joy Boner 

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.

After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.

Joy Boner by DingDane January 2, 2018

permanent boner 

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

permanent boner by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

tit boner 

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

tit boner by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

oral boner 

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.

Yesterday, I experienced my very first oral boner, and I wasn’t able to eat for hours!

oral boner by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018

demi boner 

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.

Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"

demi boner by Poomah May 9, 2018