Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

baby bubba

used as a nickname for someone you love/ care about similar to baby, babylove, sweetheart, honey, babe

Hey baby bubba! how ya doing??💕💕

by docstrange December 8, 2020

baby bingus

a stupid fucking cat with no hair

what are you doing?
i am burning my fucking eyes wuth baby bingus

by guys please February 10, 2021

Baby Gangbanger

An individual (often times a teenage male) that acts in an overtly bastardized parody of what they assume a gangster acts like, despite being of privileged origin. Much to the disdain of those around him.

"Laila needs to control her baby gangbanger ass boyfriend, he pretends to be hard but we all know he's a rich boy from the suburbs"

by trishlikesfish July 16, 2022

the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

by assholeburning January 22, 2022

gungus baby

typically a man named Theo.
Pronounced 'tay-oh'
Yes I'm talking to you

Me: What's up gungus baby?
Theo Walker: What is going on??
Me: ...

by trigonometricsillygoose November 3, 2022