Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.

A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!

by JSLC May 27, 2017

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021

Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain

Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

by Its not seth August 7, 2021